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Movie review Weather Man (2005)

May 14th, 2008 · No Comments

Weather Man comes to us good manners of Panel Verbinsky, director of Pirates of the Carribean and you wouldnt ever suspect it given the pure tone of this film. That is in effect given this film is not for children merely a pensiveness and drab meditation on both the attitudes of present clarence Day culture and the confusion of midriff age. Nicholas Cage is the title character, a Chicago TV personality whose life begins to spin out of control, forcing him into a major existential crisis. As things start to unravel he finds himself examining his life, his failed marriage, his human relationship with his dying father (the great Michael Caine) and his increasing inability to connect with his teenage logos and girl. Everyone in his life seem unhappy or bored, (with the exception of his founder - a Pulitzer pillage winning generator who learns early on in the film that he has lymphoma.) As if things werent bad enough, our Weather world must also suffer the indignities of his unwitting and hostile TV viewing audience, who regard him as an tactless shmuck wHO lucked into an easy, high paying job. (A running gag in the film features Cage beingness regularly pelted with fast food scraps). Which workings as a hilarious metaphor about the downside of living ones life in the public eye.

Though the film may appear bleak, it is filled with sufficiency poignancy and dark humour to seduce it entertaining in practically the like way that About Helmut Heinrich Waldemar Schmidt was. Cage also keeps the laughs coming with some truly inspired narration monologues. As the movie progresses so does his inner-turmoil, and in a rather juvenile attempt to maintain his sanity and sublimate his anger, Cage takes up archery. As you would expect, however these efforts to project his rage only worsen the drama in his life and as we reach the final act things continue to get more and more complicated.

The close of this film for certain doesnt offer any sorting of schematic resolution, other than a few minced steps toward improved dealings with his children and his begetter. In the end we are leftfield with vivid performances and an honest portrait of the confusion of life and the difficulty inherent in nerve-wracking to foreshadow how whatever of it will move around out.

Im happy that Cage has stopped pickings so many stupid action adventure roles (dont catch me started on Con Air) and has settled back into his strengths, which is playing far-out off-beat crazies ie Matchstick Men, Adaptation, I didnt even mind his turn in Almighty of Warfare.

I correspond, Nicolas Cage is at its best, when he plays a shlub. - He exactly seems to portray a shclep with the c. H. Best of them. I persuasion it was so courageous in Adaptation when he masturbated all the time, masturbation takes balls not to mention courage.

Whos the young guy John Tyler - seems like a pretty author, I like the fact he keeps his reveiws short and concise.

These are my favorite kind of movies, I would compare it to sideway, your right About Helmut Schmidt, Broken Flowers - genuinely well done and I liked how it terminated.

Finally got around to seeing this film and am felicitous to reputation that it is another triumph for the oh-so-versatile Gore Verbinski. When Coop plays the droll, dupe of lifes seemingly unjust develpments, he is at his topper. Keep your shirt on Nic.

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Movie review Mr. Brooks (2007)

May 12th, 2008 · No Comments

Mr. Van Wyck Brooks attempts to put a fresh spin out on the serial killer genre, but mostly serves up a bowl of soggy leftovers. While the way the film lights-out into the mind of a sociopath is clever, it has been done before (Ron Howard used a similar technique to enter the mind of John Ogden Nash in A Beautiful Mind). Still, this uneven, overstuffed movie does have amusement value.

In Mr. Brooks, Kevin Costner is the title character, a reputable working class gent with a cryptical, dark secret. It seems that this respected family man has something of a surprising hobby - he likes to mangle people. He isnt a killer for hire or anything care that. No, Mr. Brooks needs to kill to feel alive. Its more than wide-eyed recreation - its an addiction.

Brooks is capable to kick his filthy habit cold turkey, but after several months on the wagon, his interpolate ego (played by a wonderfully eccentric William Smart) attempts to nudge him back into his wacking ways. Reluctantly, Brooks agrees to select out another unsuspecting victim, with the strict agreement that it is to be his last. Unluckily, a clunky misstep during the human action, threatens to destroy Mr. Brooks life for skilful. This special misstep all but forces the loner to squad up with Mr. David Smith (played by slacker comic Dane Cook), a tinny photographer with a most unusual request. Adding to the already thickened plot is a game of cat and mouse between Mr. Van Wyck Brooks and Tracy Altwood (played by Demi Moore), a police officer with some serious personal issues of her possess.

Mr. Van Wyck Brooks starts off interestingly sufficiency. The way the film delves into the domestic life of this sick individual is interesting, and Costner is able to convey empathy. We ne’er really hatred this guy even though hes incredibly disturbed and in fearsome need of professional facilitate. The direction director David Bruce A. Evans gets inside this guys head is also interesting. Whenever Mr. Brooks is experiencing a psychotic break, it is manifest in the form of William Hurt. World Health Organization better to play the evil side of Kevin Costner than one of the greatest eccentric thespians of our time?

That Mr. Brooks really falls apart as a picture, can be blamed in large division on the convoluted mire of the screenplay. Instead than simply focusing on Brooks sickness, this film opts to go into far likewise many goof directions. Theres the Dane Cook scenario which is silly and utterly implausible. Theres the completely dull and unnecessary sub plot with Demi Moore and all her insignificant problems. And finally, theres a bizarre piece of commercial enterprise with Mr. Brooks college bound girl that suggests perhaps the apple may not stimulate fallen any too far from the tree. Patch these various plot togs ultimately intersect, they palpate more gimmicky than organic. Whats more, things feel far overly convienently pat.

Kevin Costner has never been one of my favorite actors. I prefer Cosnter the director (with the exception of The Postman) to Costner the actor. As a performer, he picks great projects to be sure, just his dull, mundane line delivery has always bothered me. In that location are exceptions. He has been merry in a few stand out performances (see Silverado or Atomic number 50 Cup), and its hard to non get watery-eyed eyed when he plays catch with dear old dead daddy at the end of Field of Dreams, simply ultimately, Costner is more than of a personality than an worker. With Mr. Brooks, hes found a happy medium. He isnt exactly brimfull with life here, merely the thing is, his personality fits the type. Mr. Brooks is a blase private so it works.

William Hurt is spellbinding and he brings undeniable tension to the movie. This guy wants to be the dominant force in Mr. Brooks psyche and when Hurt is push buttons, the movie really comes alive. Dane Cook is…Dane Cook. Nada more, naught less. The true be told, I like this guy cable and hoped for more out of him. Sadly, theres no real depth here. I wasnt fazed by his characters deficiency of motivation, I just never saw anything beyond Cook in a function. Having aforesaid that, Cooks Mr. Ian Douglas Smith is an absolute apocalypse when stacked up against Demi Moores bland Tracy Altwood. I never bought into her tough as nails persona at all, and in fact, I found this turn so boring, that I was constantly rooting for Brooks to end her miserable existence. Given, its not entirely bonny to blame Moore. This character only should have been omitted from the screenplay alone.

Mr. Van Wyck Brooks ends interestingly enough. During the net moments, there is a cheap shot scare, just what follows suggests that maybe we havent seen the ending of this peculiar single, but more than importantly, we havent seen the last of his dark side. If Mr. Brooks returns, lets hope the film makers stress on the title character reference rather than the uninteresting people around him.

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Movie review Just Friends (2005)

May 11th, 2008 · No Comments

Chris (Ryan Reynolds) is a sympathetic, but embonpoint high-school kid who has a big crush on a popular cheerleader played by Amy Smart. When he finally gets up the nerve to uncover his feelings to her, she rejects him as gently as she knows how. She gives him the oldest, heart-gouging cliché women make at their command - I just want to be friends. As the years go by Chris finds his way to Hollywood, drops the baby fat and works his way up the ladder in the music industry. In fact his shift from skillful kid to smarmy, egoist womanizer has Jeckyl and Hyde proportions.

Though here at zboneman we typically regard Ryan Reynolds as the poor mans Jason Lee, he does surpass at these type of glib hippies when the material is strong and here it is alot better than the projects he normally takes on. Just Friends is inept when nerve-racking to engender across honest emotional moments - just thanks to a funny script by first-timer Robert Adam Davis, the comedy element of the film ran smoothly and director Roger Kumble plays to Reynolds strengths, soft soap one of the better performances out of the "if its a movie Ill do it" Reynolds.

Ten years down the route Reynolds successful exec has been tasked with recruiting a French capital Hilton-like slutty socialite (Anna Farris) wHO has distinct to have a go at transcription an album. Chris gets the job because he had once slept with her - but tied he thinks shes sexually insane and is dreading the assignment. Farris is almost always funny and she gobs again with Just Friends. Shes so loopy and fogged from drugs and drink that she mistakes Reynolds obvious schmoozing for an honorable effort to rekindle their romance, but on a flight to Europe, airplane trouble yard them close to Reynolds old stomping grounds during the Holidays. Very romantical, as far as Farris is interested.

Due to the said spurning of his untoughened heart a decade prior, Reynolds has been avoiding his hometown like Compton, and wouldnt you know it, the object of his adolescent dreams is back in town for the Holidays as well. It all makes for a grand set-up, merely were not working with Cary Concession in a Preston Sturges film, this is Sir Joshua Reynolds surrounded by plenty of inexperience and as a result none of these situations band with whatsoever kind of authenticity. Simply, as I mentioned its not a total loss, the comedic side of the proceedings keep Simply Friends from plowing into a snowbank, although Kumble does slip up a bit when he trades in the witty dialogue for too much physical high jinx and warmed over Chevy Chasisms.

Julie Haggerty is efficacious as Ryans kooky mother and thither is some good one-time fashioned bountiful brother/little brother badgering and battery, simply when the Anna Farris angle of the account is ditched in party favor of the love story the wheels just easy come off and the film sputters out. When actor and actresses cant seem to convey dead on target feelings and just dont behave the way people in their circumstances would behave, you tend to stop lovingness about whether or not they get together, play monopoly or dismantle a clock radio.

Ultimately Id have to give the film a reluctant thumbs up, because for practically of its running time I was amused, they should feature just confused the Amy Smart angle and had Reynolds fall madly in love with Farris only to own him decide she just wants to be friends.

For the most portion I concord with what you opine about Ryan Reynolds, only I genuinely havent seen very many movies hes been in. I was pretty impressed by his performance in Just Friends, I persuasion his risible talent truly shined through. And fifty-fifty though the whole romantic part of the motion picture sucked, It wasnt his fault, he didnt write it or direct it. Oh by the way I was looking at some pyx of him on the net, andd there were quite a few where he was shirtless and pretty goddamn buff. What movie is that from.

I believe your estimation of this film is just around right. When it was just stressful to be funny it worked (although there were times when they seemed to non know when to catch) and when it was trying to get us to care about this old high school flame the pilot light went out. Anna Farris stole the express and rarely did the scenes she wasnt in work. Shes becoming quite an completed comedic actress. I watched Lost In Translation over again not long ago and Id disregarded how uproarious she was in it.

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Movie review The Covenant (2006)

May 10th, 2008 · No Comments

The Covenant is essentially Lost Boys meets The Craft (or you might even telephone it The Lost Boys go to Hogwarts), and while it lacks the hip sensibility of the former and the all out angst of the later, its surprisingly well made – technically anyhow. If only this pic had a decent screenplay and better acting, they might get had something here. Instead, we have a book cobbled together from pieces of better films and a clump of young actors and actresses world Health Organization are so ultra well looking, that they never seem awfully concerned about their performances. In fact, the intact cast seems perfectly content just display off their perfect bodies. A good half of the celluloid showcases this attractive cast prancing around in their underwear and, in one and only case, cypher at all.

As for the plot, The Concordat tells the story of four buddies with witchlike powers world Health Organization must do battle with an as powerful forcefulness that has descends upon them without warning.

The Covenant is based on the graphic novel of the same name and was directed by Renny Harlin. Harlin has made some films that I immensely savour (see Die Hard 2 and Cliffhanger) but hes also responsible for for some pictures I truly despise (see Cutthroat Island and Driven). I suppose The Covenant lies somewhere in between (on par with the relentlessly silly but strangely watchable Deep Downhearted Sea). On the one hand, theres nothing abominably exciting nearly this history, and the ending of the film in particular is over before anything really happens. Its an incredibly sapless climax. Moreover, The Covenant has a bizarre, sort of homoerotic undercurrent flowing through its veins. Nearly every time the quaternion life long pals ar speaking to each other on the phone, theyre shirtless - their bellying, lubed up chests sheeny in the moonlight. Please? We too get a shower scene that really pushes the boundaries of the PG-13 rating. Ultimately, theres fifty-fifty a moment in which one fop kisses another dude leading me to believe that perhaps a better title for this movie would have been "Relief valve to Brokeback Mountain," or peradventure "The Shaft." Now Im no homophobe (and in fact, I thought Brokeback Mountain was a beautiful film), merely this stuff really felt out of place to me. Joel Schumachers flicks (specifically Lost Boys and his two Batman efforts) feel positively restrained by comparison. On the flip side of the coin, Harlin does take a little fourth dimension to show off the gals assets. Included, a sequence in which our young heroines wander round their residence hall in lean gowns and panties, so I suppose thats a big asset for the horny, heterosexual person males in the audience. Leading lady Laura Ramsey, even gets a shower seen of her possess, but we only see her clouded backside from the outside of the barely transparent shower door. What a rip off!

So what does bring in The Covenant? Well, the motion-picture show is well shot and crisply edited. It as well offers up a few effective creep out moments including a spider sequence that would make the producers of Arachnophobia proud. The CG effects are well utilised and wreak to much stronger effect here than in that lame Pulse movie. I also thought the photograph benefitted a bit from the "so wacky its entertaining" theory, albeit not as much as "Snakes on a Plane" or the smoke train that is "Crank".

Also enhancing the overall entertainment value of The Concordat is the funny if a tad self conscious dialogue. At one point in the movie, one character proclaims that; "Dreamcatcher was the shit". In another, a power hungry warlock tells another of his kind; "Ill arrive at you my we-otch!"

Women volition no doubtfulness swoon at the internet site of these four strapping young warlocks, most notably Steven Pass (Sky High). This role player sort of reminds me of James I Franco minus the exuberant brooding. Actress Laura Ramsey is for certain a pretty face, simply it ends there. Her romantic moments with Strait are downright cheesy. The two dont seem to have whatsoever chemistry. If they do, it sure doesnt come across on screen. Their big kiss towards the end of the moving-picture show evoked laughter from the crowd I saw the flick with. Sebastian Stan, who appears to hold graduated from the Hayden Christensen Schoolhouse of Playacting, has a couple of entertaining moments as a…well…I wouldnt want to ruin the plot, so Ill say no more.

The Covenant is forgettable fare to be sure, simply for any reason, it wasnt the big piece of crap I was expecting. I had a good time watching it, but I dont remember Id of necessity watch it again. Patch I cant give it a hale hearted good word, I can say it beats the crap out of Corporeal Girls and Pulse. Take that we-otch!

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Movie review Matrix Reloaded (2003)

May 8th, 2008 · No Comments

The Matrix Reloaded is easily the most anticipated film of the summertime and is poised to become the most successful "R" rated moving picture in history. Not a bad fiddling showing for creators Andy and Larry Wachowski, a sibling movie making team with only two other films under their belt (the brilliant noir gem Bound, and the first Ground substance film).

This movie bust records in its outset day delivery in over 32 1000000 dollars (this figure includes 10:00 P.M. sneaks that were shown the night before its official press release date). Of course being the huge movie fan I am, I attended one of those sneaks. For large, event movies like this, I in truth think observation it with a sold out herd is portion of the fun.

The first flick was a surprise hit and spell much of the hoopla that year revolved around a little film called Star Wars Episode I, it was The Matrix that would be one of the most talked about films that class, with its eye pop effects (which beat out Phantom Menace for an Oscar), a creative plot of land line involving a estimator manufactured reality, and a wild court to kung fu cinema.

Its no surprise that the Wachowski Brothers are back with a sequel. In fact, it doesnt stop there for The Matrix Reloaded is only half of the story (Matrix Revolutions opens this November). What is a surprise is that audiences alone had to wait little Joe years for a follow-up (Star Wars fans had to wait sixteen eld between Return of the Jedi and Episode I). And piece this continuation could be considered unsatisfying in a sense, it doesnt sense as often a have down as Phantom Jeopardise because the Wachowski Brothers didnt get us wait nearly as long for it. I also take account that these visionaries attempted to give us something more than eye candy. While The Matrix Reloaded is bogged down with a tad too practically futuristic philosophical system, I liked the fact that it attempts to engage the mind as well as the heart.

The Matrix Reloaded picks up where the first base picture over. Neo (Keanu Reeves) is now awake and mindful of the real world. Along with Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne) and Trinity (Carrie-Anne Moss), he has become a legend among the residents of Zion (a city at the snapper of the Earth inhabited by alert and potentially oppressed man). While he has discovered the reality he was once blinded to, he still struggles to discover his theatrical role in a prophecy that suggests he is some kind of savior. Before long, prognostication spokesman Morpheus has Neo and all of Sion believing that they make a hazard to take their man back from the evil clutches of technology. Then the take chances begins as we the audience ar once once more taken through the worldly concern of the Matrix where we come face to face with familiar characters (the deadly Agent Kathryn Elizabeth Smith and the wise Oracle) as well as new ones (the spunky Niobe and the mysterious Architect).

The Matrix Reloaded is certainly ambitious. In footing of cathode-ray oscilloscope, its much bigger than the first base. It is clear that the Wachowski Brothers have been granted free reign to do pretty a great deal whatever they want and they take full advantage. As a result, for every minute of amazing showmanship, is something that doesnt mold.

The first hour of this pictorial matter (save for a nifty opening activeness sequence) is sluggish to say the least. Ive even had people add up up to me and say that the first act of this motion-picture show is downright terrible. Yes, it has a number of faults most notably a ludicrously bad successiveness in which the residents of Sion engage in some sorting of half baked tribal rave ritual. (Think Deadheads in a cavernous locus). This is followed by a Neo/Trinity romance collage that is void of anything remotely resembling passion. The intact, boring sequence takes about ten minutes.

Of course of action, if you can make it through the first-class honours degree hour, then youll bring to the fireworks, starting with an absolutely exhausting fight sequence between Neo and a hundred Federal agent Smith look-a-likes. Im not going to sit here and recite you that it doesnt look like a earth of CGI effects went into this sequence. Quite obviously, this stuff wouldnt have been possible had it not been for the progress of effects technology. What I am going to say, is that the Wachowskis and their effects team give birth outdone themselves. This is probably the best fight sequence Ive ever seen in a film because its go for broke. Right at the very moment I thought the fight would come to an ending, it seemed to just be acquiring started. Absolutely breathtaking.

Sadly, there ar some warlike arts sequences in the picture that push the boundaries of the audiences patience, including a lengthy kung-fu battle a upper side a vast, mansion stairway.

Id also like to mention the much talked about throughway chase (the film-makers in reality built their own pike to shoot the episode). Lasting closely fifteen minutes, the mammoth piece features motorcycles, 16 wheelers, cars, trucks, brobdingnagian explosions, and a martial arts battle atop a moving vehicle. Everything a action junkie would want in a film of this nature. And patch the succession is certainly breathtaking and impressive to look at, some of it waterfall flat in terms of rhythm. More than whatever other sequence in Matrix Reloaded, this one feels the flashiest. Its plainly there to look cool.

Finally, I really loved the moments in which Neo takes flight. If I were to guess, Id order that Charles Dudley Warner Brothers was salivating when they saw how amazing the fast-flying sequences in this pictorial matter look, disposed that their developing a new Superman film.

The Wachowski Brothers have taken The Matrix to the next proper level, simply unfortunately its not near as interesting. The first base film had mystery and an element of intrigue. What is The Matrix? Finding out was a kick, and trying to grasp that was dead mind boggling. Through Neos eyes, we the audience felt his confusion as we ascertained things were not as they seemed. With The Matrix Reloaded, this cats already out of the bag. What were left with is Zion and its inhabitants. Underdeveloped characters that struggle to take back their world. I never genuinely found myself caring about these people because I dont know any of them.

This isnt to say that the entire story is a wash out. I establish the spiritual aspects of the plot interesting. The idea that Neo is some kind of Messiah and here to economise humanity is interesting. I also love the world of The Matrix. When Neo, Trio and Morpheus are actually inside the program doing their thing, this film becomes a creative burst of vigor bringing to mind Tron only at a much more intricate level. And I neednt remind anyone that ocular effects have come a long fashion since the days of the Disney cult definitive. These ar the most entertaining aspects of the picture because anything can buoy happen.

So what do I think of The Matrix Reloaded as a whole? Good firstly, it should be noted that I havent seen it as a whole yet. As I stated, Matrix Revolutions comes out this November marking the first time this sort of continuation catch has been used since Back to the Future 2 and 3. So consider yourself warned. The Matrix Reloaded does end with the dreaded "to be concluded" phrase.

Secondly, Id be prevarication if I didnt enounce I was a shade disappointed by The Matrix Reloaded, in particular where the first hour is concerned. However, disdain some bad directing choices by the Wachowski Brothers, this picture certainly has the "WOW" factor. There were many moments in this picture that blew me away.

Its tough to give a thorough review of Matrix Reloaded until Ive seen the last chapter. After all, the Wachowksis crataegus oxycantha have more tricks up their sleeve. For all we know, all of Zion could just be an elaborate computer political platform. There could be a whole domain of hocus-pocus here.

Back to the Future Section 2 is actually my favorite of the "Future" trilogy, but it wasnt when I first base saw it. At the moment, it is clear that the first Matrix picture works best as a whole, but that might alteration come November.

On a final tone, stick about through the end credits of Matrix Reloaded. There is a teaser trailer for Matrix Revolutions attached. I must admit. Im looking rattling forward to it.

Of all the Matrix films I am ent in proclaiming that Reloades is definitely unmatched of them.

Maybe not the best of the series - but i still find it compelling and have watched it over and

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Movie review The Shape of Things (2003)

May 7th, 2008 · No Comments

Neil LaBute can be one distorted son of a cunt. Hes too one of the about compelling writer/directors working in film today. While his dialogue committal to writing style reminds me of David David Mamet, most of his plot lines sense very individualized. He was either dumped on in his youth or was close to someone world Health Organization experienced practically heartache. Of course as of late, LaBute has changed direction with broader fare like Nurse Betty and the exquisite Possession.

The Supreme Headquarters Allied Powers Europe of Things (based on LaButes play) is a return to the brutal, dysfunctional region of In the Company of Hands and Your Friends and Neighbors.

The story focuses on a shy college student (hilariously played by Paul Scardinius erythrophthalmus) who strikes up an unexpected relationship with a free spirited art lover (played by Rachel Weisz). Rudd spends a big portion of the cinema questioning Weiszs love for him sort of than scarcely living for the present moment, but before long, his new beloved has him comfortable in his place. Things go somewhat complicated when Rudds best acquaintance (played by beauty Gretchen Mol) begins to question her own relationship with her cocky fiancee (played by Fred Weller). This makes for interesting drama and some unexpected surprises.

LaBute is an inviolable genius. I had no idea where this picture show was headed even though I genuinely should ingest. His set up is perfect and his characters are identical real and extremely interesting.

And just when I thought I had this thing figured out, LaBute drops the bomb and crushes me with brutal honesty and a astute twist.

The Shape of Things is about a lot of things; Love, sex, friendly relationship, being yourself, perception etc. But more often than not its about manipulation. And thats something that to the highest degree of us can link to because weve all been manipulated at i time or another.

With its wondrous ensemble playacting, LaButes certain handed, simplistic direction, and a genuinely twisted screenplay, The Shape of Things emerges as a thought provoking masterpiece that continues to play over and over in my head.

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Movie review Dragonfly (2002)

May 6th, 2008 · No Comments

I genuinely enjoyed The Sixth Signified, but am quite tired of all the pale imitators. Darning needle is just such an also ran.

In Darning needle, Kevin Costner plays Dr. Joe Darrow, a isle of Man mourning the death of his wife. It seems, however, that the late Mrs. Clarence Seward Darrow is reaching for Joe from beyond the grave accent via unknown occurrences involving child patients at the hospital, and a occult shape that resembles a dragonfly. Is Joe crazy, or are these visions he is experiencing, actual. Im not about to tell you. but I will read that the journey to the reply isnt nearly as intriguing as it thinks it is.

Dragonfly was directed by Uncle Tom Shadyac, a film maker known for spastic Jim Carrey vehicles. He seems out of his element here. Spell the Zucker Brothers (Aeroplane, The Naked Gun) enjoyed success with Ghost, Shadyac has no such fortune. Dragonfly comes across as tedious rather than interesting.

A handsome problem here is Kevin Costner. No offense, simply could this guy be any more than dull? Back in the day, Costners strongest dimension seemed to be the ability to pick good projects. With terrific films like The Untouchables and Field of Dreams, Costner became a major exponent player contempt his lack luster performances. Thats because those films were roughly collaboration. It seems as of late, this guy wants to control the show fifty-fifty when hes not directional and it really comes across in his work. Thats not to say Costner is horrible in every movie. He does, however, come across as one preeminence. In Snake feeder, the audience must be willing to follow Clarence Darrow on his journey. Regrettably, Costner isnt convincing so the flick seems slaphappy instead of captivating.

Shadyacs attempt at haunting cinema is a major miss. He tries to build tension by subjecting the audience to strange phenomena, but none of it ever amounts to anything, despite an interesting and slightly unexpected ending.

Dragonfly deals with themes of love, loss and dying, but its lack of dramatic cRO keep it from arrival its goal. Instead, the movie tries to weird the audience out. It fails on that grade as well.

I will have to give your review a F I found Dragonfly quite entertaining.

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Movie review Cloverfield (2008)

May 5th, 2008 · No Comments

During the madness that is the Sundance Film Festival, I somehow managed to observe the time to take in a midnight screening of this much talked about flick from J.J. Abrams.

Has the new devil movie Cloverfield re-invented the genre as we cognise it? Does it live up to the enormous hype that began generating back in July with the release of that brilliant trailer? Is this the move picture event of the decade? These are questions flowing through many a movie geeks head. For my money this isnt the second coming of the graeco-Roman monster movie, but it is an incredibly entertaining roller coaster ride.

2007 saw the release of two similarly themed films. In The Mist, a group of survivors band together to elude a slew of strange creatures unleashed by a military experiment kaput horribly improper. In I Am Fable, Will Smith plays a man battling rabid man in an eerily deserted New House of York City. Wish the Haze over, Cloverfield has a creature(s) at the center of its story and as was the sheath in I Am Fable, this is also a story of survival in the Large Apple.

As Cloverfield opens, a mathematical group of attractive twenty somethings throw a going aside party for a ally whos about to exit for and important job opportunity in Japan. At the crowded get together, one of the political party goers, a shy twat name Housing and Urban Development, is assigned the chore of tV taping farewell messages. The party is abruptly cut short when a shudder violently rattles the flat. Scared and unsure of whats occurrent, these frightened twenty somethings ascend to the rooftop and chop-chop realize that what they just experienced wasnt an earthquake at all. In the distance, there ar inexplicable explosions one of which sends fiery junk hurtling toward them. Sooner than dropping the camera, Hud realizes that this pending catastrophe needs to be documented, so he leaves the camera running.

Whats actually great about Cloverfield is that it takes an idea thats been done to death and manages to pass off life into it. True, the hand-held camera turn and massive monster rampage might lead one to simply call this movie Blair Witch meets Godzilla, but theres much more to Cloverfield than its 50s B-movie mentality and the gimmicky hand held camera work.

Cloverfield uses its premise (the entire film seen through the lens of an amateur video photographic camera) to its fullest advantage. This style really adds to the intimacy of the proceeding, and it isnt as nausea-inducing as you mightiness suspect - although I wouldnt recommend you sit around in the front row.

The special effects are outstanding, and they never really become the centerpiece of the film. This is a big, fiend movie and it does offer up a fair share of awe-inspiring visuals, but director Matt Reeves wisely uses the personal effects as a tool to help recite the tale, but ne’er allows them to become the fib. Again, all the personal effects shots are from the point of view of Huds television camera. As he and his small isthmus of friends frantically run through the streets of New House of York looking for a safe haven, we get simply mere glimpses of the colossal creature wreaking havoc and bit by bit feeds the audience bigger doses as the cinema proceeds. Reeves subscribes to the "what you dont encounter is scarier than what you do see" theory of monster movie devising, and it serves the film incredibly well. But take heart and soul creature feature of speech fans, we do get to consider the creature in its entirety, and when the monster is finally revealed, it is a moment of pure and mouth terror.

Cloverfield isnt all perfect. There are a few moments that ar slightly overacted and audiences will simply have to accept the fact that Hud would be so determined to document this big time disaster, preferably than dropping the tv camera out of sheer terror.

Having aforesaid that, this is an immensely entertaining movie and it avoids many of the cliches that generally come with the dominion. Cloverfield isnt interested in giving half assed explanations. We ne’er find out where this monster comes from. On that point is a moment in the film when a key character spews obvious theories around the origins of the beast, merely Cloverfield doesnt dwell on such stage business. Reeves and his team simply acquaint us to these characters, and one time we know them well enough to care about their wellbeing, he throws them into peril. This is a survival narration and where it ends up, power upset daily movie goers. There is a kind of Sept. 11 inspired grotesqueness to the tone of the flick, and it is a little disconcerting. In the end though, this is a well paced creature feature with wonderfully intense sequences, big time scares, a mathematical group of characters worth caring about, and a goliath worthy of the hoopla its generating.

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Movie review The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)

May 3rd, 2008 · No Comments

The Dukes of Hazzard! Where to begin? Well, firstly, this is nonetheless another infernal retread. Furthermore, its based on source material that wasnt very that fascinating to begin with. Dont get me wrong. "Duke" had its moments and clearly it still has a cult following, particularly in the south, but lets face it - it was a pretty silly show.

So it comes as no surprise that this big screen adaptation is simply kinda heavy and dim. Which might have been fine, had it non also been clumsy, underdeveloped, and distressingly unfunny. And whats most surprising is that this film was directed by Jay Chandrasekhar of Broken Lizard (or in this case, Broken in Hazzard) fame. And those of us who love the workings of Broken Lizard, know that these guys have the power to make dumb work, pretty darned well. Here sadly, obtuse is just dumb.

In this big screen adaption of the popular TV series, Seann William Winfield Scott and Johnny Knoxville ar southern cousins Bo and Luke Duke. Along with the help of their sweet as pie, sex pot of a baby Daisy (a dopey Jessica Simpson) and a revved up Dodge Charger known as the General Henry Lee, these good ole boys take on their nefarious adversary Knob Hogg (a horribly miscast Burt Reynolds). Casting that flies in the face of the flying-car classic Smoky and the Bandit?

Dukes of Hazzard doesnt have much of screenplay. I suppose not having a screenplay doesnt always hurt a movie, in particular where comedies are concerned (see Anchorman for good example), but in this case, it does hurt. I think the problem in truth lies in Scott and Knoxville. Sir Walter Scott can be annoying (Road Trip) merely he crapper also be funny minded the right material (American Wedding). Here, hes neither. Hes but sort of there. The same can be aforesaid of Rebel Knoxville. In the ending, these guys didnt experience like the same St. Luke and Bo we grew up with in the late 70s and early 80s. No, these guys just feel like a couple of - dare I say it - JACKASSES! Anchorman worked because it featured players wHO excel at improvisational drollery. That cast was really funny and managed to feed off of each others get-up-and-go. The deuce leads in "Dukes" scramble to come up with funny things to say, and more often than not, they fail miserably.

Jessica Simpson is merely a sex object here, and while the same power be said of Catherine Bach (her TV counterpart), there was more of an innocence to her. In this updating, its clear that Simpson is showing cutis to get more asses in the seats. This isnt really so a great deal a performance as it is a wet Jersey contest. Having said that, Ms. Mrs. Simpson is an attractive young woman, just this part doesnt vitrine anything beyond that. The rest of the cast is made up of familiar faces (Willie - let the pot gags begin - Nelson , Lynda - Wonderment Woman - Carter etc.) and each are given precious little to do.

So why am I giving this movie a C- when it appears I dont have a single good thing to say about it? For three reasons really. First of all, "Dukes" features a hilarious homage to Broken Lizards Super Troopers. For those of you wHO have seen that juvenile, but selfsame funny pic, youll acknowledge the scene Im referring to when it occurs. Secondly, I was completely won over by the General Henry Lee. The stuff this fomite does is outlandish and insane (i.e. left airborne for what feels like an eternity), simply its some of the most ingeniously over-the-top motorcar acrobatica Ive seen in a pic since the Bluesmobile graced the silver screen in The Vapors Brothers about twenty five years agone. And ultimately, I enjoyed the pratfall reel during the destruction credits. In particular, theres an extremely funny cameo, one that rivals the numerous celebrity bit parts that ar peppered end-to-end the film.

In the end, The Dukes of Hazard breaks the cardinal rule of comedy. Its not mirthful. I laughed five times, and in a ninety-five minute picture show, thats barely not acquiring it done.

This is definitely the first movie that Knoxville has altogether sold his soul in. Pretty saddening for a huge winnow of his brash antics and playful cocksure maniac. I say its wrong of me to adjudicate someone wHO obviously came up in the school of knockout Knox, for grabbing the dough patch hes got the chance. But I know Ill never think of him the way I secondhand to, when I thought he was the funniest nuttiest son of a bitch in the domain. None of the rest of the Jackass bunch had what he had. And like a shot its just kind of gone I guess. which sucks if I whitethorn say. I have a feeling someday they power look at this flick and tongue-in-cheek refer it as the Dukes of Hazbeens

I cant agree with either of you - whlle the movie is no done for with the wind - I suppose it captured the freewheeling spirit of the TV show and when I think of Hazzard I think of Johnny Knoxville who I think was an divine casting choice. Im not going to defend the movie tooth and nail it was by no means great, but I had fun with it and I enjoyed both Knoxville and Scott - didnt mind some of the scenery

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Movie review The Avengers (1998)

May 2nd, 2008 · No Comments

There isnt really much I can say around this heavy mess of a motion picture except that it looks pretty serious. Id like to say cheers to the Art Director but unfortunately, great art steering does not a good movie pee.

Ralph Fiennes and Uma Thurman ar British agents who claim on spoilt guy Sean Connery in this new film based on the old TV series of the like name.

Not much of this dislocated action plastic film makes any real sensory faculty, and this makes The Avengers very tedious to sit through. That credibly explains why Warner Brothers didnt allow press screenings of this would- be blockbuster.

Jeremiah Chechik, wHO directed Noel Vacation, seems an unlikely choice to direct a movie of this cRO. How he got this job is beyond me. Why Connery, Fiennes, and Thurman chose this project is sorely obvious. Big paychecks! The Avengers is a forgettable movie experience!

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